(via spazzingzombie)

thedailymeme:

Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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cybergirlfriend:

WQHAT AR EU ODING

(Source: partouse, via inhaleproblems-exhalesolutions)

larxenesomebody:

merlinsfuckingbeard:

My dad was sitting beside me on the computer and saw this folder

He asked me if it was a folder filled with ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’

I then proceeded to show him what was in it 

He then walked away muttering something about me being pretentious 

thank god I have my ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ in this folder tbh

Always have a decoy

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It’s the oldest story in the world. One day, you’re 17 and you’re planning for someday. And then quietly, without you’re ever really noticing, someday is today. And then someday is yesterday. And this is your life. Nathan Scott  (via pealowsweetandlow)

(Source: magicmanula, via imfeelinglikeamonster)

poke-problems:

Always take advice from magikarp. 
explore-blog:

Neil Gaiman’s brilliant graduation speech on living the creative life, made into a giant comic, from the same folks who distilled Neil deGrasse Tyson’s monologue on the most astounding fact about the universe into a comic.